by Noise Pollution

Today, after work, I pulled something in my back. Now I am literally bedridden with pain; I can’t stand up, let alone walk around. Even sitting up to write this short blog post is causing me extreme pain. I’ve apparently taken enough medicine to knock out a horse, but the pain has just kept on truckin’, as have my senses. I’m not even, like, loopy from the medicine. I’m just here, and it just hurts. Dammit.