I Guess I’ll Post This

by Noise Pollution

I’m concerned about my health.

The end. That’s all I’ve got to say. See ya! Like comment and subscribe!

Just kidding. I’m writing this in the middle of the night after waking up for the third time. I feel both extra aware and mildly drunk at the same time. I guess that’s Ambien for you.

Anyways, my health seems to be deteriorating rapidly, This mild cough that I’ve had for over sixadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—-

Apparently I fell asleep with my finger pressing down the “A” key, as when I awoke, I had about seven pages of “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” to sift through.

I believe I was going on to talk about the fact that I’ve had a perpetual cough for the last six months and that I currently feel like shit. Yeah, I was just going to bitch and complain. But it’s true. I can’t stop fucking coughing and I want to spend the next two weeks in bed because I feel like a legitimately ill person.